Songs To Eat Girls Out To

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There is prolific publisher of playlists on 8Tracks by the name of yeswecancan. Charlie found some of her playlists a couple years back and became a fan, which I guess just means you tend to like whatever list that person creates. I got into her stuff too, although I don't listen to 8Tracks all that much because it always just stops streaming at some point while I'm trying to listen to it on my phone at work and annoys the shit out of me. Pandora does the same thing.

Anyway, all that to say she has a playlist called "Songs To Eat Girls Out To" and I felt like I should mention it in this blog. I just straight up appreciate the shout out to cunnilingus. But also, I feel like that title has something special to it.

It feels a bit like yesswecancan is telling the world that you should be doing some eating out, and that it's awesome enough of a thing to do that it deserves its own playlist. Plus I like that its musical inspiration is directed toward the person doing the eating out as opposed to the person being eaten out. We all know that getting eaten out is awesome, but this playlist, in my opinion, raises the status of doing the eating out - something that doesn't always get the celebrity it deserves.

So, there you go. Below are the 11 songs under yeswecancan's "Songs To Eat Girls Out To" playlist. It might be just the song list you need. (And you might want to project the D'Angelo video instead of just playing the song. That's one of the all-time hottest videos made by a dude).



P.D.A (We Just Don't Care)
John Legend



Bump N' Grind
R. Kelly



Untitled (How does It Feel)
D'Angelo




Until Then (I Imagine)
Jill Scott



Closer
Corinne Bailey Rae



Oops Oh My
Tweet



Be With You
Beyonce




Strawberry Bubblegum
Justin Timberlake




Let's Get Lifted
John Legend



Prince - I Wanna Be Your Lover (Official Video) by Prince-Official
I Wanna Be Your Lover
Prince




I Wanna Sex You Up
Color Me Badd

2 New Dirty Song Champs - 212 and Love Again!

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There are 2 new additions to the SSL Dirty Songs Playlist today, thanks to SSL co-director Barnaby and SSL friend Stephanie. They both submitted badass songs that also discuss some lady-gasmy action. The tricky part about an SSL Dirty Song Champ is that it not only has to have sweet lady-gasm pleasure stuff, but it also has to specifically not talk about dicks making ladies orgasm. This is tougher than you would think to get that combo in one song. Yes, there's lots of great nasty songs out there that speak of clit lovin' and such, but they always be trying to throw some the-amazing-cock-gives-amazing-orgasms schtick. If you want to see the other SSL Dirty Song Champs go HERE. Okay, so here's the 2 new SSL Dirty Song Champs.

1. Love Again (Akinyele Back) (feat. Gansta Boo) from Run the Jewels

Not only is this a good song, but it's full of nasty ass stuff. Yeah, it talks a little about having the dick up in it (who can blame a gal for enjoying that), but it doesn't say that the ol' in and out makes her come, and it focuses mostly on lickin' the clit. The dude raps first and his hook talks about how much she loves having his dick in her mouth all day. The gal (Gansta Boo) raps last and her hook talks about how much he loves having her clit in his mouth all day. Now that's some reciprocity I can get behind! Thanks Barnaby.
Also, you will enjoy these lyrics. Go check them out.




2. 212 (feat. Lazy Jay) from Azealia Banks

I love this song. It's kick ass. Stephanie has good taste. This one is not as dirty as the other one, but it has 1 part that qualifies it as an SSL Dirty Song Champ...cause we like anything here that gives props to the ol' cunnilingus.

She know where I get mine from end of season
Now she wanna lick my plum in the evenin'
And fit that tongue tongue d-deep in
I guess that cunt gettin' eaten
I guess that cunt gettin' eaten
I guess that cunt gettin' eaten
I guess that cunt gettin' eaten

I guess it is, indeed. You will also enjoy these lyrics. I like the video a lot too.

Kisses Down Low by Kelly Rowlands Added to Dirty Songs Champs

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I am going to add another song to the Spotify SSL Dirty Song Champs list (we're up to 8 now!). It's a simple song, really. It's just about a girl who likes her kisses down low. Maybe this means that she likes them while in the basement, or that she likes them away from other's eyes - on the "down low" as the kids say, but I think what Ms. Kelly Rowlands is telling us listeners is that she likes kisses to the crotch - a good eatin' out, if you will. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's what she means.

I actually don't have a lot more to say about this song. There's just not that much to it. Most of the song consists of the following lyrics:

I like my kisses down low
Makes me arch my back
When you gave it to me slow
Baby just like that

She does, though, tell us right off the bat, in the opening lines to the song that see those "kisses down low" are, well, one of her favorite things, like brown paper packages tied up with string are to Julie Andrews.

You put in over time, over night, doing everything I like, go so right yeah
You hold me close, squeeze me tight, look me deep inside my eyes, baby you know I love it
But nothing can compare to when you kiss me there

The rest of the lyrics just contain vague stuff about how hot it is, how sexy she feels, and how much she likes having sexy time with her dude. There are, happily, no unrealistic descriptions of women coming like a porn star from things that would not actually make a woman come at all; things like getting banged from behind while biting pillows or other such descriptive possibilities. There are really no discussions of coming at all, just back arching and pleasure, but it's pleasure caused from cunnilingus which is a realistic situation in which that pleasure could move forward into a straight up orgasm.

At the end of the day, my friends, it's just a woman singing about how she likes her man to put his kisses on her lady junk - and who doesn't? However, it's also a refreshing flip to the norm; It's a woman singing about something that can realistically become an orgasmic experience for her, but that is really just work (maybe sexy work, but work none the less) for her male partner. We ladies are usually the ones putting in the work and the men are reaping the orgasmic rewards in most sexy songs, but not this time, and I think that is worth while.

Peaches and Cream by 112 - SSL Dirty Song Champ

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I am proud to announce that a new song has been added as an SSL Dirty Song Champ. By recommendation of our very own Kat von Sass, Peaches and Cream by 112 was approved. I know you are too excited to speak, so don't. Just head over to the still tiny (just 7 songs so far) SSL Dirty Song Champs playlist on Spotify, or watch it down below. The elite SSL Dirty Song Champ list, for those who don't know, is my selection of sexy, Orgasm Equality approved songs. You can learn more about qualifications in my post HERE. 

What you need to know about this song is that it doesn't include lyrics insinuating or outright saying anything unrealist or wrong about female orgasm like that a penis banging into her vag will make a lady come. It actually doesn't specifically talk about females getting off at all. However, it does talk about lickin' on some peaches and cream, know what I mean? It's dudes singing about how much they love sexy time with a woman and particularly how much they love to eat a gal out. That's great in itself, but it is also a nice balance to the many songs out there sung by women about how much they love pleasing a man sexually. You know I'm all about balance.

So, to get to the point, I'm including this song because it doesn't say or insinuate anything unrealistic about how women orgasms, and it does include a celebration of men giving women oral. I have to say I believe celebrations of tongue on clit is something the Orgasm Equality Movement should back. The rest of the lyrics in this song are still sexy but more vague, but he section below really drives it home, I think.

Won't stop girl you know I can't get enough
Wanna taste it in the morning when I'm waking up
Like peach cobbler in my stomach when I eat it up
Got your legs around my neck so I can't get up
See the boys 112 we from the A'
(A' - shorty we don't play)
And when it comes to eating peaches, shorty we don't play
So all the ladies in the house if your peach the shit
Put your hands in the air represent your clique

 Enjoy, and I'd love to hear other suggestions for the list.

Sexy Orgasm Equality Approved Songs

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Play by David Banner - The SSL Review

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This is my first time SSL reviewing a song. I've thought about it many times, but for some reason I've just never done it. There are mounds upon mounds of songs out there that I would have to give negative SSL reviews for...I mean men can't get enough of singing about how awesome their own dicks are at getting ladies off. However, I recently heard a non-radio cut of the 2005 song "Play" by David Banner, and I felt compelled to give this dirty ass song a good SSL review...that's right, I said good.

When I used to hear this all the time on the radio back when it first came out, I didn't think much of it because the most awesome part of the song, the word "clit," was edited out (the radio version is changed in a few ways). It just seemed like a song about wanting to get a lady wet (in the vag area - if ya catch my drift). However, I now realize it's a song about encouraging a lady to "play with" or "work" her clit till she comes. That's really all the song talks about. There's no talk about him making her come with his big cock or any of those things we usually hear in a sexy song. It's just about a girl sweating hard, masturbating her clit, and getting all slippery down there, but the most amazing part is simply that it says the word "clit." Of all the insane amount of explicit songs out there about females doing sexual things, only a handful ever say clit, and in songs sung by men, it's even less. You'd think the clit would be pretty prominent since it is the female pleasure organ and should be as much a part of sexy music as the dick clearly is, but it's just not the case. The other fantastic aspect of this song is that the guy singing obviously likes what's going on. It's a hot song, so it gives off the idea that a woman playing with her clit till she comes is hot.

I just thought I should give this song the shout-out it deserves for its accurate discussions of what might cause female orgasm, its use of the word clit, and for sexifying the idea of women working their clits to orgasm during a partnered sex act. This is a rare and progressive song. It's just sad, though, that society couldn't reap the benefits even with all the radio play it got because the word "clit" was censored, thus losing the whole meaning of the song.