Um, it's been a while since I've posted any of the searches that Blogger shows as bringing readers to my blog, so here's what I've collected the last few months...
(I didn't know what picture to put with this post, but I figured the theme here is random, so I went with this random picture of me in an apartment in Kansas City sleeping next to my favorite cat, Frank...that is favorite cat that is not one of my own cats)
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| Me and sweet, sweet, Frank chillin' |
saxy movi multal garl - a bad speller looking for sexy girls doing mutual masturbation or someone having a seizure as they typed?
easy clits - Who isn't looking for some slutty clits....am I right? Am I right?
giant vulvas - when normal sized vulvas just don't cut it
clits liking - Do they want to find others who share their "liking" of "clits" or did they mispell licking and want to do just that to clits-plural not just one little ol' clit?
orgasm equality - Yeah, ya'll! It does my heart good to know at least one person out there wanted to google "orgasm equality"
nudey woman and aman - just 1 man please....or was that a prayer with a mispelled amen?
clit boner - I hope after they googled this it said "Did you mean 'binner'?"
"documentary jerk off in your pussy" and "mind if i jerk off in your pussy with my" - I'd like to say these are just weird fetishes about polite men who like to jerk off in pussies while watching astute documentaries, but it's actually a quote from After Porn Ends, a doc I SSL reviewed and the search is a quote that I spoke about quite a bit - it's actually pretty poignant.
did mila kunis really give oral to timberlake - You won't find out for sure in my blog. I'm no gossip.
disappointed clits - :(
pornset fights - I actually would like to see some of these.
moms clit - Girl wondering if she likely inherited a clit like her mom's? A person simply wanting to fantasize about their mom's clit? A fetish maybe - the person likes the clits of people who are moms?...or is there a clit style that I don't know about that the kids are calling "mom clit"? Maybe it's like mom jeans. I just don't know for sure.
Alright, I have more, but they'll have to wait till next time.
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