Today is a very special guest SSL Review from the one and only Barnaby. He's one of the other 2 directors of Science, Sex and the Ladies, and he kindly volunteered to do the SSL Review for the much awaited 50 Shades of Grey. I'm all for a good guest review, so here it is. Enjoy the voice of Mr. Barnaby Aaron.
Fan’s of this blog might be disappointed to see that Trisha is not writing the review for this movie. I mean this is 50 Shades, this is big. So why is it being left to me? Well, Trisha is in Brazil for work for 3 months. She’s enjoying exotic locations, tropical climates, cheap and delicious Brazilian Steakhouses, and next week she’ll be enjoying Carnivale in freaking Brazil! Not to mention all the different varieties of juices available to her everyday, I mean freaking watermelon juice for breakfast everyday! Meanwhile, I’m stuck in Indiana where everything is puke green grey and dirty. The freezing wind is blowing the will to live out of my body, so if anybody is going to hate watch this abomination it’s going to be me. Snarky bile is the only thing warming my insides.